Despite his extraordinary disguise, Osama Bin Laden, seen here surrendering to U.S. troops, was eventually discovered hiding in a remote cave in Rio Rancho.
    SARAH SOMERSET, Albuquerque

   I came to this country with just the fur on my back. Now I have this beautiful hole to live in and a little flag.
    ARTHUR D. ORTEGA, Albuquerque

   I think this 'Call before you dig' campaign has gotten a little out of hand.
    JIM SNOW, Duluth

   OK, we surrender. But we demand relocation, preferably to the planet Tanoan.
    DANNY WILLOUGHBY, Albuquerque

   OK, you win. I'll stop digging up your garden, if you keep your post-hole digger out of my living room!
    CELESTE M. WHEELER, Albuquerque

   Lesson 1 for aspiring caddies: Don't stand in the hole while you're tending the pin.
    JONATHAN W. LEE, Albuquerque

   I can never remember the words to the prairie dog pledge of allegiance.
    MARK B. YARNELLE, Albuquerque

   In a heart-wrenching exposé, the gopher from 'Caddy Shack,' once a major movie star, was revealed to be homeless, living in the 18th hole of an abandoned golf course in Los Angeles.
    RAY G.BLANCO, Rio Rancho

   Excuse me while I duck down and watch the final episode of 'Little House on the Prairie.'
    TODD TIBBALS, Albuquerque