President Obama demonstrates his new missile warning system to our allies.
   R.J. NICHOLAS, Albuquerque

   Learning to salute was never my strong suit in the Indonesian Boy Scouts.
   GLENN WATTS, Corrales

   Wait! I see a bright spot in the economy. Oops, it's just the sun.
   DANNY TAGLIAPIETRA, Albuquerque

   On a recent trip to Russia, President Obama peers over to see what's going on at Sarah Palin's house.
   ROBERT J. BEDARD, Albuquerque

   I have such a headache. What do you mean I don't qualify for aspirin?
   ANDREA D. WESTWOOD, Albuquerque

   Michelle look, did you invite Elizabeth Lambert over to teach the girls soccer?
   JOHN H. KLAFKE, Albuquerque

   "That's funny... Now that we have government health insurance, I can't see a doctor's office for miles!!!"
   MIKE J. SANTULLO, Albuquerque

   "Is that far enough back for the Fox News crew, Mr. President?"
   TONY A. ARCHULETA, Truth or Consequences

   Obama searches the political horizon for a rogue.
   JOHN L. ORMAN, Albuquerque

   My halo is so bright, I can't see anything past the end of my nose!
   DANNY E. REED, Clovis