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DOUBLE EXPOSURE: Bringing to light the untold - and untrue - stories behind the pictures
THIS WEEK'S WINNERS:
“Guess which hand I have the candy in?"
MICHAEL PACHECO
Albuquerque
"I had nothing to do with all the ducks that are missing, officer."
JO GABALDON
Albuquerque
"Until UNM meets our demands, we will eat a duck dinner a day."
RICK WELLER
Albuquerque
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"Challenge accepted, this staring contest is on."
ELIZABETH A. SAAVEDRA
Los Lunas
"Do you have COVID?" "No." "RSV?" "No." "Pot breath?" "I plead the 5th."
STEPHANIE NEWMAN
Albuquerque
"I don't care how long you stay here. I'm getting double-time."
JOAN NEWMAN
Albuquerque
"C'mon, man. You guys were in last week's caption contest."
KEMPTON LINDQUIST
Albuquerque
"Psst. You want some coffee to go with that mug?"
SARAH TOWNES
Albuquerque
"Why do they call it the duck pond? All is see is a bunch of dodo birds."
PREMETIVO R. GABALDON JR.
The National Guard was ready as a red-cheeked cicada emerged.
NANCY ARIAS
Albuquerque
"Officer, can I go home now? I was just here for the free stuff."
ED RODRIGUEZ
Albuquerque
"What? You will settle for a green chile burger."
ROBERT KOZLOWSKI
Albuquerque
"With that mask on you sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher."
KATRINKA SULLIVAN
Albuquerque
"Why yes, I did get mine from Temu, why do you ask?"
DAVID HEAVNER
Albuquerque
"You kids think you're smart, but I'm getting paid overtime to be here, while you had to pay tuition."
CHERYL HAAKER
Albuquerque
"Amanda, your mother asked us to give you this message. "Your father's 75th birthday party tomorrow starts at 7 p.m. Picket after that if you must, but be there."
LINDA SOLOMON
Albuquerque
"This not the Droid we are looking for."
STEVE MCLARY
Las Cruces
"Yo Bro: Before you intervene you need to grasp the metaphysical and epistemological underpinnings on my inner self. And that's not to mention how much I'm getting paid plus all the free food and drink and my new sleeping bag. Sure glad I was recruited for this gig."
DAVE COULIE
Albuquerque
In this Squid Game season 3 promo, a contestant counters "I said red chile!" to officials after she can't finish the Frontier breakfast burrito challenge.
LENNY SNOW
Albuquerque
"I am late for my tee time."
WALT BOLIC
Albuquerque
"Pssst. I can get you tickets to the policeman ball on the cheap."
ROBERT WAYNE
Albuquerque
NEXT WEEK'S CHALLENGE:
"Death to America, my love." "Death to Israel, my darling."
OR ...
Send your suggested caption for publication next Sunday. Go to ABQJournal.com/opinion and click the Caption contest button.
https://www.abqjournal.com/site/forms/online_services/caption_contest/
