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OPINION: DOUBLE EXPOSURE: Bringing to light the untold — and untrue — stories behind the pictures
"If the ball doesn't knock you out, I will."
Tom Ortiz
Santa Fe
"I'm going to have one heck of a headache tomorrow."
Joan Newman
Albuquerque
“Bro, you really need to get your eyes checked. I can read that label from here!”
Cliff Ho
Albuquerque
"My mom doesn't want me playing this rough sport and told me to take up golfing."
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Premetivo R Gabaldon Jr
Albuquerque
"The player on the left evidently isn't aware of the soccer rule that says, 'No kicking of the ball when it's under an opponent's nose.'"
Don DeNoon
Albuquerque
“Don’t kick it! It’s stuck to my face!”
Linda Kay Livingston
Albuquerque
"I just need to rest my head for a second."
Ninette Mordaunt
Albuquerque
"Oh, my head! Where's the Tylenol?"
Rosemary Weisent
Albuquerque
"Let's see if the fútbol nose push works as well as the football tush push."
Bill Blackler
Albuquerque
"I hate having narcolepsy."
Lawrence Talahongva
Albuquerque
"I pray this ball saves me from getting kicked in the head."
Jo Gabaldon
Albuquerque
"Netflix somehow passed on this idea for the next installment of the 'Karate Kid' franchise."
Lenny Snow
Albuquerque
"My head is gonna be sore tomorrow."
Frances Chavez-Valenzuela
Albuquerque
"Ouch, they should install softer floors."
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