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OPINION: DOUBLE EXPOSURE: Bringing to light the untold — and untrue — stories behind the pictures
"I thought you said you were getting me a feather boa."
Tom Ortiz
Santa Fe
“Argh, matey, I wanted a pirate accessory, not a python accessory!”
Cliff Ho
Albuquerque
"I swear if you bite me I will turn you into a pair of boots."
Mike Garcia
Albuquerque
"Jody passed the initiation into the House of Slytherin."
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Kimela Miller
Socorro
"PETA cancelled fur so designers have begun using the real thing.
Nancy Arias
Albuquerque
"I plan to get all wrapped up in this performance."
Joan Newman
Albuquerque
"It's OK to feel a little conflicted as long as you're not overly constricted."
Mark Yarnelle
Albuquerque
"Auditioning for Monty Python!"
Todd Tibbals
Albuquerque
"I don't think I signed up to snake-sit!"
Rosemary Weisent
Albuquerque
"$10 on the snake."
Jake Abernathy
Albuquerque
"Uh ... does this thing have a return policy?"
Amy Weisent
Albuquerque
"When the costumer said we have a boa for you to wear I assumed the feathery type. Oh, so wrong."
Cathy Heist
Albuquerque
"The answer to the question, if it's just nervous laughter or extreme terror, is revealed with the amount of squeeze given by the mighty python."
Don DeNoon
Albuquerque
"Look, my tongue can reach my nose."
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