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DOUBLE EXPOSURE: Write you own caption -- make-believe with stories behind the pictures
DOUBLE EXPOSURE: Bringing to light the untold - and untrue - stories behind the pictures
THIS WEEK'S WINNERS
Passengers caught smoking in the lavatory will be asked to step outside.
JAKE ABERNATHY
Albuquerque
To make up for cramped leg room some airlines have opted to increase the arm room for window seat passengers.
CHRIS MCCORMACK
Albuquerque
"This is your captain; for those of you on the left side, halfway back, you're having a splendid view of the Oregon countryside."
TODD TIBBALS
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Albuquerque
"Customer service? You misunderstood me. When I said I didn't want a window seat, I mean I wanted an aisle seat, not a seat that didn't have a window whatsoever."
GEORGE SCOTT
Albuquerque
A Boeing spokesperson recently said, “We designed the ‘quick exit door’ for disruptive passengers. We unofficially call it the ‘blowhard reliever.’ ”
MARK YARNELLE
Albuquerque
“Nice day,” you said. “Let’s roll down the window,” you said.
CHRIS SCOTT
Rio Rancho
"Now I understand why the rate for this new Economy 3rd Class was so cheap. Keep those seat belts buckled."
DAVID COULIE
Albuquerque
The Trump jet is prepared for when he gets sentenced to prison.
DEANN ZWIGHT
Albuquerque
“One giant leap to my next destination.”
JULIANA MATAYA
Albuquerque
"The AC isn't working, so we opened the door for a little fresh air."
JOAN NEWMAN
Albuquerque
"Your in-flight meal will be hand-picked by you, and delivered via airstream."
STEPHANIE NEWMAN
Albuquerque
"Why not sit back and relax in a plane full of fresh air?"
CAROL KREIS
Albuquerque
"Yes, I asked for a seat with a view, but this is — is that an eagle?"
DAVID HEAVNER
Albuquerque
"I told you we should have paid the optional parachute fee when we checked in."
STEVE MCLARY
Las Cruces
"Oh, the weather outside is frightful."
KEN TERRY
Albuquerque
NEXT WEEK'S CHALLENGE: Write your own caption
"Didn't you just see that one there move? There it goes again."
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Send your suggested caption for publication next Sunday. Go to ABQJournal.com/opinion and click the Caption Contest button.
